The year is 2002. You want some sweet techno music.
You search “techno” in LimeWire.
All 482 files found are “Sandstorm” by Darude just labeled as “techno song”.
This is possibly the most 2002 thing I’ve ever read.
230 of those files were actually bill clinton telling you he did not have sex with that woman
sleeping in an oversized hoodie seems like a good idea until its 2am and it feels like you’re taking a bath with satan
